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Introducing…Eric White

Posted by Eric White on August 14, 2007 at 8:59 pm
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I figure Kirk started a good thing, so I might as well follow up and walk in his footsteps here.

Hello, my name is Eric White. I was born 5/21/’91. HAHA yeah, right. I kinda wish I was sixteen again, though. I have one brother, two sisters, 6 living grandparents, 2 dead ones (the math doesn’t quite work does it? I can explain.), 7 cousins, 2 parents, and 1 God!! Oh, yes, and a partridge in a pear tree.

Things I like (Not in any particular order):

Junk food, specifically anything cheesy or spicy.

Ice cream. Cold Stone is incredible.

Mountain Dew. I think my blood vessels are actually coated with caffeine by now.

Jesus Christ. He’s my one and only. He rocks my world.

Flying.

Stars. I love to gaze at them.

People actually laughing at my jokes. :)

Cheeze whiz.

Nintendo wii (even though I’ve never had the honor of playing one yet.)

Breaking stuff.

My high metabolism. Na, na na na Na NAAA.

Burning ants with magnifying glasses and sunlight.

Playing piano. I really should do it more often.

Learning interesting stuff. If only you didn’t have to learn the boring stuff to get to the interesting stuff.

Sleeping.

Doing active, outdoorsy stuff, like biking, hiking, basketball, etc. I don’t like being cooped up. Strangely enough, I spend about 96% of my days being cooped up.

Things I’m iffy about:

Sports. I like to play them, but I don’t really care who else is playing.

Potatoes

Shopping. Certain stores always warrant a walk through from me, but for the most part, I’m more than content to be wearing what I got for Christmas three years ago.

Bad grammar and spelling. It really bugs me, but I’ve gotten used to looking at it over the years.

Falling asleep during a movie. I like sleeping, but usually when I put a movie in, there was a reason for it.

Windows Vista. I’m sure it’s a pretty powerful program for doing great and mighty computer things, but it’s too far gone from what I’m used to. I just want my XP back. Or better yet, 4.0, Those were the good days.

Things I dislike:

Rude people.

People who swear.

Satan.

Waking up.

The fact that so many good movies are ruined with a bedroom scene, or too much foul language.

Country music. I can enjoy most forms of music, but that one is out. I don’t like heavy metal either.

“If you don’t know what’s wrong, then I’m not going to tell you.” Grrr, that just bugs me up the wall.

The song “You’re so vain” Duh! Of course that song is about the person being addressed!

That little windows key between Control and Alt, on the keyboard. You wouldn’t believe how many times that has stolen me away from full screen games at a very inopportune time. Unless it happens to you too, then you can relate.

 Famous last words (sorta):

So, that’s pretty much all you need to know about me to get you started with. A lot of other things you can glean off of my various posts on this site. Or you can call my office at 1-800-555-super-dee-duper. Ok, so I’m not very inclined to dispense personal information on the web. Can you blame me?

Ok, so take care, all. God bless. Sleep well. Live a full life. Don’t let your face get stuck looking like you just sucked on a lemon. Haha

God Bless us, every one.


2 Comments

  1. Eric White  August 14, 2007:

    I can’t believe I forgot about Monty Python. I LOVE Monty python! There’s no greater low budget work on the planet. It’s good stuff. Oh, and I like homestarrunner.com

  2. Kirk  August 20, 2007:

    Yes, I can relate to the Windows key between the ctrl and alt key. The first time I accidentally hit it, I thought my computer was crashing. I can still remember the loud, “NOOOOOOOOOOOOO” I let out in frustration. Yup all that sweat and tears was used over nothing. Oh, well good times!


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