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Lessons from Odd News: Worlds Worst Poet, Race Car Driver Without a Licenese

Posted by Kevin Kaske on July 31, 2007 at 9:44 pm
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Worlds Worst Poet

William McGonagall of Britain has the awful title “worlds worst poet“. I read that he had to take an umbrella with him everywhere he went, because people would throw rotten tomatoes at him whenever he recited his poetry. My favorite part of this story is that McGonagall thought that his poetry was genius. He thought that only Shakespeare wrote better then him.

I believe I could say that I have meet some Christians like this. Christian literally means to be like Christ. Some “Christians” are not even close to being like Christ, they are the “Worlds worst Christians”. If you are a true Christian, you will be differant.

We need to stay positive and upbeat. We need to be a blessing to those around us. We need to dress and talk different then the rest of the world. Yes, we are world changers…. but in a good way! Let’s work on being the “World’s Best Christians”.

Race Car Driver Without a License

Painters should know how to paint, singers should know how to carry a tune (PLEASE!), and race car drivers should know how to drive. I’m sure Nelson Piquet knows how to drive just fine, but he needs to go through the work of getting a license to prove it. The license of the this one time formula one racing champ was removed because he had to many traffic violations.

We need to remember to stay within the boundries setup by the church to live righteous and Holy. The only thing sillier then a race car driver without a license is a Christian living like the rest of the world.


3 Comments

  1. Eric Gatz  August 3, 2007:

    AMEN to that brother!! I’ve been watching video’s and preparing for a school bus driver’s license and I’ll tell ya what it’s tough. Not any normal person can just jump into a bus and drive there’s a lot one has to go through!

  2. Kevin Kaske  August 3, 2007:

    Normal people can’t drive buses? Does that mean that your not normal? Just kidding!

  3. Eric Gatz  August 5, 2007:

    You know it Kirk! In fact I was thinking that as I was typing this. I’m not normal and I feel as though I never will be. ;-)


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